Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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