are you still at the devil's house?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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