I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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