so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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