normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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