Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Holy shit dude........stairs
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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