just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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