I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
