my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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