I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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