Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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