My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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