how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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