She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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