White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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