I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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