My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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