Sponge bath it is.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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