it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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