I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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