scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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