8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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