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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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