The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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