i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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