Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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