you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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