So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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