Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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