Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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