she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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