The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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