Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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