HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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