Its about making memories worth repressing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
