so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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