I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fuck appropriateness.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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