Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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