I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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