Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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