we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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