i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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