I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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