would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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