How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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