Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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