is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
