how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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