I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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