The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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