it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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