Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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