i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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