i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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