That's intense
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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