love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
