I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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