It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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