Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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