Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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