No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize