i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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